2001
Golden Showers
Grampa's VC Flashback
No Fuse!
MTV's
Jackass
Starter Set
Run Kitty!
(Banned In USA)
Charlton Heston's Peacekeeper
Florescent Bulb Blasters
Concentration Caps!
Spirit of Seventy Bics
(Recording of
Free Bird
Included)
Devil's Eyewash
Simpering Widow
three Assorted Lifelong Learning Disorders
Ash Parade
Flying Digits
twenty-five Night Terrors
Flimsy Flamer
(no longer endorsed by Michael Jeter)
Exhaust Pipe Lotus
Lucky Bastard
Stink Snakes
Mob Family Reunion
Dazzling Super Concussion Grenade
Dixie Lawn Cross
Yankee Doodle Debris
Billie Holiday's "Cigarette Oxygen Tent"
(heroin not Included)
Don't Put This In Your Mouth - Wink Wink!
Blistering Flesh Flowers
Dante's Suppositories
two hundred Kosov-Oh's
Asthma Aggravators
Smoldering Monkey Fur
eleven Nicaraguan Ground Flowers
Forearm-egeddon!
Star Spangled Seizure
Mr. Toad's Meth House
Vehicular Flambé
Wac-O-rama
Slumlord Water Heater Fireball
God's Will
Senator Kerrey's Hut Burners
Flaming Cardboard From Heaven
Look, Ma! No Thumbs!
Magma Facial
Pothole Poppers
A Quite Suprising Number Of Flowers
Rain Of Frightened Birds
Baby Bottle Rockets
Tiannamen Squares
Tony Robbins' Empowering Inferno
Pepper Spray Spritzers
Downtown Oakland
Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Fun Fire Tire
Shrieking Hobo
Light Fuse - Get Away!
Mutually Assured Destruction
(small and large)
Orange Safety Cone Road Volcano
fifteen Asphyxiators
(banned in Florida)
Piccolo Pipe Bomb
Flagtastic Tee-Pee Torch
Wannabe Weekend Warrior
Junior Terrorist
sixty Eardrum Splitters
Standards Inspector's Holiday
seven hundred Gutter Busting Curb Cloggers
six Philadelphia Blunts
Urban Blight
Instant Burning Man Festival
Uncle Sam's Inflamed Rectum
two thousand Fizzlers
Surfacing Submarine Tragedy
Mustard Tears
Pissed-Off Neighbor
Magic Rotten Smell
Rug Burners
Shirtless Bystander Barrage
Intergalactic Race Riot
Ultimate Pyro Plum Thunder Hen Jamboree
Spy Plane Apology
Armand Assante's Inferno
White Trash Block Party
Bedridden All Summer Long
Capital Funishment
Stack-O-Old-Newspapers
Defective Stunt Squibs
(banned in Hollywood)
Doggie Bladder Tester
Couch-On-Fire, Hidden Dragon
thirty Knuckle Spreaders
The Oklahoma City
Musical Lawn Chairs
Spyro-Gyra-Technics
twenty Homeroom Raiders
Sweatshop Fiasco
Incontinent Panda Mystery Geyser
Strobing California Power Grid
Honest Abe Pagoda
Bacon Fat in a Coffee Can
Big Noisy Ninja
Super Color Magical Negro
(lawsuit pending)
Apocalypse Now - Potato Salad Later
fifty Oily Rags
Garbage Man's Nightmare
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