101 Least Appropriate Things To Say At A Funeral


  1. "Harry Does Hogwarts"
  2. "When Harry (Potter) met Sally"
  3. "When Harry met Ali"
  4. "When Harry posed for Dali"
  5. "When Harry met Scully"
  6. "When Harry lost at Bally's"
  7. "When Harry met Boutros-Boutros Gali"
  8. "When Harry met Halle Berry"
  9. "When Harry ate Salmagundi"
  10. "When Harry met Col. Ollie"
  11. "When Harry met Totally Pauly"
  12. "When Harry ate at Rally's"
  13. "When Harry met the Taliban"
  14. "When Harry made Hidden Valley"
  15. "When Harry performed Salpingectomy"
  16. "When Harry read Rand McNally"
  17. "When Harry met Yanni"
  18. "When Harry drank Sake"
  19. "Harry Potter and the Sycophant's Sales Meeting"
  20. "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stein"
  21. "Harry Potter and the Psychiatrist's Beemer"
  22. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone"
  23. "Harry Potter and the Custodian's Cart"
  24. "Harry Potter and the Washed-Up Sharon Stone"
  25. "Harry Potter and the Transient's Stool"
  26. "Harry Potter and the Green Door"
  27. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Geeks"
  28. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets®"
  29. "Harry Potter and the Bitter Lozenge"
  30. "Harry Potter and the Loose Phlegm"
  31. "Harry Palms and the Locked Lavatory Door"
  32. "Harry Potter and the Extemely Pale Englishman"
  33. "Harry Potter and the Remains of the Day"
  34. "Harry Potter and the Closet of Gays"
  35. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ishtar"
  36. "Harry Potter meets Sabrina the Teenage Bitch"
  37. "Harry Potter's Tuesdays With Morrie"
  38. "Harry Potter and the Agoraphobic Telecommuter"
  39. "Harry Potter and P-Diddy's Gun"
  40. "Harry Potter and the Dirty Irish-Catholic"
  41. "Harry Potter and the Long Line of Misbehaving Children at the Box Office"
  42. "Harry Potter and ESL Student"
  43. "Harry Potter and the 39-Year-Old Novice Reader"
  44. "Harry Potter and the Sparse Airport Newsstand"
  45. "Harry Potter and the Classroom Distracions"
  46. "Harry Potter and the Product Placement"
  47. "Harry Potter and the Marketing Tie-In"
  48. "Harry Potter and the Christmas Tantrum"
  49. "Harry Potter and Roald Dahl's Spinning Grave"
  50. "Harry Potter Among The Jews"
  51. "Harry Potter Goes Hawaiian"
  52. "Sherman Potter and the Hawk's Eye"
  53. "Harry Potter and the Overpriced Bottle of Water"
  54. "Harry Potter and the Free Burger King Goblet"
  55. "Harry Potter and the Jelly Jar of Moonshine"
  56. "Harry Potter and the Fish That Saved Pittsburgh"
  57. "Harry Potter and Easily Manipulated Parents"
  58. "Harry Potter and the Total Lack of Negroes"
  59. "Harry Potter and the Future Heroin Addicts"
  60. "Harry Potter meets the Harlem Globetrotters"
  61. "Harry Potter and the Surpisingly Prompt Furniture Movers"
  62. "Harry Potter and the Complex Bank Transaction"
  63. "Harry Potter and the Witch Hazing"
  64. "Harry Potter and the Puerto Rican Day Street Fair"
  65. "Harry Potter and the Security Checkpoint"
  66. "Harry Potter and the Day at the DMV"
  67. "Harry Potter and the Kitty That Didn't Want to be Held"
  68. "Harry Potter and the Fake ID"
  69. "Harry Potter and the Lazy Suzan"
  70. "Harry Potter and the Confused Christian"
  71. "Harry Potter and the Ghetto of Crack Whores"
  72. "Hairy Peter and the Crabs from Ginger Spice"
  73. "Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Professor"
  74. "Harry Potter and the Overseas Market"
  75. "Harry Potter and the Tales of the Gold Monkey"
  76. "Harry Potter and the Conflicting Sexuality"
  77. "Harry Potter and the Hendersons"
  78. "Harry and the Hackmans"
  79. "Harry and the Hasselhoffs"
  80. "Harry and the Heches"
  81. "Harry and the Hughleys"
  82. "Harry Potter VS. the Jesus Freaks"
  83. "Harry Potter and the Grand Wizard"
  84. "Harry Potter and the Obstructed Bowel"
  85. "Harry Potter and the Pay-Per-View Girls Gone Wild"
  86. "Harry Potter and the Disturbing Swedish Website"
  87. "Harry Potter and the Inexpensive Haircut"
  88. "Harry Potter and the Kabala Knish"
  89. "Harry Potter and the Retard Field Trip"
  90. "Harry Potter and the Spilled Nachos"
  91. "Harry Potter and the Mad Cow"
  92. "Harry Potter and the Obscure English Actor"
  93. "Harry Potluck and the Delicious Boiled Organs"
  94. "Harry Potter and the National Health Dental Surgeon"
  95. "Harried Parents and the Forced Quality Time"
  96. "Harry Potter and the Bottomless Pint"
  97. "Harry Potter and the Football Riot"
  98. "Harry Potter and the Mass-Marketed Wicca Worship"
  99. "Harry Potter and the Absence of Your God"
  100. "Hewlett Packard and the Stubborn Inkjet Printer"
  101. "Harry Potter's Pal: Colin Pollup, Boy Faerie"

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