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The Girl Next Door

Director: Luke Greenfield
Starring: Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant...
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Rating:
1 Walker, Texas Ranger

by Tom Working

Elisha Cuthbert of "24" fame has had an uneven career since those care-free days of being Jack Bauer's nubile and kidnappable daughter. The one film banking on her sex saleability, the incredibly PG-13ish "The Girl Next Door", didn't go much further in its "unrated" DVD release. There were enough stilted moments, strangely executed gags and questionable plot points, for me to achieve a rather prodigious hard-off.

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