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The Last Thanksgiving

The Last ThanksgivingThe End of the World never tasted so good! Our live radio play from November 2000, with phenomenal voice talent, great skits and original songs...

Homespun CD copy with full-color label and a great picture book, in a jewel box. Limited quantity of this deluxe edition.

Regularly US $15
...but right now we'll let you have it for US $12



FAL Brand Funny Pages Installment 1

FBFP Installment 1 A very limited quantity of this gem is available. With a scratch-and-sniff Flavor Ring and other hand-touches, a true 3-D comic (and 3-D glasses kit included). Signed and numbered.

US$15

FAL Brand Funny Pages Installment 2-D

FBFP Installment 2-D A very limited quantity of this gem is available. With a scratch-and-sniff Flavor Ring and other hand-touches, a true 3-D comic (and 3-D glasses kit included). Signed and numbered.

US$10



FAL Brand Funny Pages Installment 2x

FBFP Installment 2X A neurogenically correct sampler (in a much smaller dose). Flip-book with reprints of Harley and Zomby, plus some new stuff. Signed upon request.

US$3



Nuke Nova Installment 924

A Fist Full of Darkness

Nuke Nova FAL's only full-color comech. See all the crummy flaws before they're covered up forever by the inevitable Special Edition. Signed upon request.

US$3.50

Nuke Nova Zine

Nuke NovaRARE! Hand-colored cover. First book ever distributed by FAL. Photocopied. Signed upon request.

US$25



X-Mess Cards

Seasoned Greetings

Seasoned Greetings Rare 1995 holiday greeting card, featuring Santa choking on a gingerbread man! Printed and designed by FAL founder Erik Lobo. Set of four (all the same design).

US$6


The Sorry Ass

The Sorry Ass A Shel Silverstein parody storybook and CD Available later this year. Order in advance for worry-free fun.

US$20




Cinema Insomnia T-Shirt

FBFP Installment 2X Join The cult and show your dedication to bad movies and sleep deprivation. These are high-quality shirts - not those cheap plasticky knock-offs. 100% preshrunk Fruit Of The Loom cotton. Please specify size (S, L, XL, XXL).

A mere US $15




All too soon.