1999

$1.01   Cadbury Cream Embryo
$1.00   Dust Bunnies
$ .99   Toughmallows
$ .98   Curry Kitties
$ .97   Barbara Hershey's Miniatures
$ .96   Vanilla Chafers
$ .95   Reese's Lung Butter Cups
$ .94   'Bestos Fluffies
$ .93   Rusty Pops
$ .92   Sludgeroonies
$ .91   Tasty Pins
$ .90   Chocolate Covered Femurs
$ .89   Plaquey Taffy
$ .88   Jalapeno Dust
$ .87   Mushies
$ .86   Gummy Spider Nests
$ .85   Coco-Dills
$ .84   Wingnut Brittle
$ .83   Malted Milk Polyps
$ .82   Speckled Sprockets
$ .81   Yippeecacs
$ .80   Anise-Maniacs
$ .79   Hubble Trouble Bubble Gum
$ .78   Manitoba Mud
$ .77   Warties
$ .76   Mocha-Toka-Zits
$ .75   Cherry Rash
$ .74   Marshmallow Night Terrors
$ .73   Kwazy Waxx
$ .72   Boston Baked Beeks
$ .71   Alum-mmmms
$ .70   Candy Cord
$ .69   Lemur Drops
$ .68   Fruity Squabbles
$ .67   Mr. Saltlick
$ .66   Milk Cuds
$ .65   Fresh Mint Lint
$ .64   Staple-Crispies
$ .63   Buddy Butts
$ .62   Chalkies
$ .61   Imitation Ham Pops
$ .60   Mysterious Gelatinous Goo
$ .59   Chocolate Covered Rabbit's Foot
$ .58   Wonka Floor Sweepings
$ .57   Smellsaploppin
$ .56   Pastel Foil Balls
$ .55   Paas Chewable Dye Pellets
$ .54   Vealies
$ .53   Spoon-Size Plastic Grass
$ .52   Solid Carob Prairie Dogs
$ .51   Jelly Beano
$ .50   Li'l Dead Chicks
$ .49   Electric Blue Licorice Whips
$ .48   Dashboard Melts
$ .47   Pixie Bong
$ .46   Peter Cottonmouth
$ .45   Pull Tabs
$ .44   Nestlé Choking Hazard
$ .43   Refried Jelly Beans
$ .42   Frank Jordan Almond Shardettes
$ .41   Raggedy Anthrax Drops
$ .40   Hollow Chocolate Shatner
$ .39   Dredel-ooos
$ .38   Eggasm
$ .37   Chocolaty Coated Slag
$ .36   Marshmallow Creeps
$ .35   Spitteroons
$ .34   Gramma's Expired Meds
$ .33   Naftamints
$ .32   Choco-Pelts
$ .31   Reese's Garlic Butter and Jelly Beans
$ .30   Carmel Cheese Puffs
$ .29   Poo-Poo Klusters
$ .28   Milk Sours
$ .27   Phlegm Centers
$ .26   Ball Park BB's
$ .25   OraGellies
$ .24   Lypo-Suckers
$ .23   Hamster Pellets
$ .22   Thorax Chews
$ .21   Chickadevos
$ .20   Sticky Fists
$ .19   Frost Bites
$ .18   Hard Boiled Eggos
$ .17   Waxxy Hot Wicks
$ .16   Milk Chocolate Jesus with Candy Eyes
$ .15   Gummy Erasers
$ .14   Lego System Crunchlog
$ .13   Dislodged Fillings
$ .12   Naughty Nougaty Bits
$ .11   Confrontation Hearts
$ .10   Whiskas For Kids
$ .09   Cool Ranch Drops
$ .08   Raisins Alfredo
$ .07   Fudge Floss
$ .06   MUFONic Plague
$ .05   Seedrageous!
$ .04   Frosted Basket Fragments
$ .03   Chewy Factory Bloopers
$ .02   Vermicelli-Bellies
$ .01   Cadbury Cream Placenta




All too soon.