From FAL Brand Funny Pages
1996

  1. HARD UP
  2. TOO TINY
  3. NYET = NYET
  4. SHOO
  5. U SMELL
  6. ART DORK
  7. DIE ALONE
  8. NO PUBES
  9. KISS OFF
  10. AMSCRAY
  11. ICKY BOD
  12. CALL 911
  13. KILL PREZ
  14. IT'S OVER
  15. 1000x NO
  16. SHOVE IT
  17. RUG BURNS
  18. DUMB ASS
  19. R-U NUTS
  20. BITE MOI
  21. CAMEL TOES
  22. YOU OAF
  23. NO BALLS
  24. ELECT ME
  25. BIG BORE
  26. HELL BOY
  27. BROKE HIP
  28. URA ZERO
  29. BUTT OUT
  30. LIKE HELL
  31. TESH TOY
  32. GOT FLAN
  33. I'LL MACE
  34. GET REAL
  35. I H8 LOOP
  36. EAT LEAD
  37. F U
  38. PISS OFF
  39. OVER DOSE
  40. SHAVE BACK
  41. SUU EEEE
  42. DS9 BUFF
  43. R U DONE
  44. FAL ICK
  45. JAIL BAIT
  46. NO BLOOD!
  47. NERTS!
  48. A+ LAMO
  49. NO HOPE
  50. I I I I
  51. GO AWAY
  52. FIX TEETH
  53. DON'T TUCH
  54. TOO SHORT
  55. U-R SICK
  56. WANT FRIES?
  57. I'M GAY
  58. FEAR ME
  59. GET OUT
  60. PEACH FUZZ
  61. KEWL
  62. STEP OFF
  63. YODA MAN
  64. NO BUTT
  65. I'LL HURL
  66. GOT CRABS
  67. NOT NOW
  68. NOT EVER
  69. DISCO
  70. IT'S OFF
  71. NO NECK
  72. GET A PIMP
  73. WRONG
  74. U-R DEAD
  75. SCAT
  76. IN-BRED
  77. CUT ONE
  78. GET REAL
  79. DRY UP
  80. EAT LEAD
  81. PISS OFF
  82. WAKE UP
  83. HO HUM
  84. TOO FAT
  85. PIZZA FACE
  86. TRY SOAP
  87. NICE LISP
  88. WASH OUT
  89. I'LL DUMP U
  90. GET OFF ME
  91. BAD HAIR
  92. FISH
  93. I'LL YELL
  94. TWAT ROT
  95. FOR SALE
  96. ZIP FLY
  97. I QUIT
  98. KILL ME
  99. DEVO FAN
  100. GO NOW
  101. AS IF

All too soon.